the darker the night, the brighter the stars

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

In europe we don’t say “fuck you” we say “I hope your country doesn’t get any points”

i am sick of all these ballads someone throw some glitter and do the macarena

ok, I’m gonna say it

this is all Australia’s fault

it’s like when someone comes home to visit and your mum makes you clean

we’re all pretending to be normal for the australians

I want you all to take a moment to appreciate my beautiful wife a.k.a. my soulmate for sending me this adorable snowglobe christmasy ball for Christmas, which also took me roughly one minute to figure out how it works!!! way to go me and you laughed way too hard at my childish reaction Tess but I still love you 

IT’S AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU i simply had to get it

smooth tess

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

whatever you do, do not think about sam winchester starting an animal rescue center for former fight dogs, and being so damn protective of them, because he gets what its like to be innocent and used as a weapon

“no one likes to be around an eeyore”

excuse me eeyore had TONS OF FRIENDS, your statement is patently untrue according to WINNIE THE POOH CANON

The whole point of Eeyore’s character was that despite his depression, he had tons of friends and was always included in their lives.

the maze runner (2014)

THANK YOU 2016 

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