Ours is the Fury

1524 ass headline

A wild Fat HO-OH Appeared!

Inspired by this amazing plush Link

I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.

ahhh the gay heat fungus is spreading to meeee I'm becoming gay helppp I need to fuck or I dieeeee *sees no one is rockin with me* ahh never mind false alarm I was just playing lol

Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze

THE BIRDCAGE (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

What the fuck is that

what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????

I feel like this will be me one day and this post would hurt my feelings, can we cancel op

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

me cross eyed and seeing double:

You couldn’t watersport that out of me

I peed the fifth 🤐

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

shut the fuck up

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

task manager kill this man

ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched programme

lmaooo

We love to see it

#oh my god#all of them???

Yes! All of them! It's not a defect, it's a design flaw! They made an accelerator pedal that can accidentally wedge itself down flat!

oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?

doesn’t rhyme, taylor!

this is all real . google it