i'm so ugly

sike! i'm cute af

if you ever want me to laugh so hard i cry show me this

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

I feel like like shit. Shit shit Bo bit banana Fanna fo fit Fe fy mo mit SHIT

"I like your outfit"

For Hbombboobs… I know what you like gurrrl.

it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre just talking amongst themselves it sounds more like “yeah i put the compound in the thing and honestly i was hoping for a little boom but all i got was a sizzle i dont know what i did wrong.”

same

SAVING PEOPLE

HUNTING THINGS

THE FAMILY BUSINESS