How long have you been there?!

I want you to get rid of all these things. But these are Mrs. de Winter’s things. I am Mrs. de Winter now. Rebecca (1940) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

Never trust anybody

Thinking of getting into the wedding industry where I offer my services to brides with overbearing families and my job will be to remind everyone else it is NOT their wedding. I can do passive aggressive, private aside with a vaguely threatening air, or just telling them to shut the fuck up in front of everyone.

The plan is you tell them I'm your fiance's estranged step sister so they'll even sympathize with you for being stuck with me instead of hate you when I tell them no one wants to hear about why they rudely disagree with your veil choice.

I will hire your services at my wedding thanks

Oh I do this for free as long as there's food at the reception for me

Having worked in the wedding industry, I’m telling you, you could make a fortune doing this. The number of times I had to tell a mother of the groom/bride to pipe down and stop causing scenes was unreal.

what do you even DO in this situation!!!! oh my god im sorry you had to experiencd that

Personally, you just close the door and walk away. It happened quite a few times, I mean, not those specific people, but we used to walk in on people who thought they’d found a secluded spot to get a bit handsy (usually after the free bar had been going for a bit), and inevitably that secluded spot they found was where we stored things or the areas we used to get around without interfering with the party.

Sometimes they didn’t even notice. Other times they did and you’d get a very drunk apology while one of them ran off, or someone coming up to you later and attempting to slip twenty quid into your apron pocket for “being a mate” and not saying anything.

One time my friend K and I walked in on the bride and groom, which was actually kind of sweet. I mean, not the walking in on them part cause that was Awkward af, but they were just very drunkenly saying how much they loved each other over and over and things like “I can’t believe we’re married, I’m so happy!” like of all the things to shout during sex, that’s kinda sweet. Like good for you. Now get the fuck out of my supply closet.

jshzjjdjdhdjsj thats WILD

“My precious...”

tomioka giyuu + kochou shinobu gifs inspired by manga panels. (540px) (this took me forever!)

Happy Birthday, @dreamnectar!

Yoongi having an identity crisis (cr.)

getting rid of a phobia is a process, alright? 

(also yes, eiji drew a smiley face on the pumpkin to make it less intimidating)

When you look at me And the whole world fades I’ll always remember us this way

🅶🅸🆅🅴🅽 10 🅳🅰🆈🆂 🅲🅷🅰🅻🅻🅴🅽🅶🅴

Ya know when mafuyu sang "AAaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaa" I really felt that

does x æ a-12 need an english tutor? an art therapist, perhaps?

Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers

“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming

Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything

THANK YOU!!! asking the REAL questions