The Life of a Smer...

I still don’t know what I’m wearing to the living room New Years Eve… I might not even go.

do kids these days make up songs about killing the wiggles and doc mcstuffins or did barney the dinosaur just unlock some latent primal rage in my generation

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

Me: *gets paid*

Me: *immediately checks which online shopping cart i should empty first*

My bank account:

The world of modern aesthetics owes so much to Jean Pettine yall dont even know

To clarify, shes the graphic designer of EVERY can and container of AriZona tea

damn she knows how to choose her colors

her website is literally a picture of the arizona green tea bottle and her contact info

i feel so attacked right now

Shit…Make it 4

iconic

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

….can someone check to see if he’s okay

IM SHITTING MYSELF

Lord of the lesbians™