Metal & Shit

Like to charge reblog to cast

You’re not casting

he’s not ugly he’s handsome

distinguished

rugged 

This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

When you reblog Lightning Bison, Lightning Bison gets 200 metres closer to the journalist who called him ugly

They are taking my white ass to the sleep dimension

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

look at these. there r all absolute fuckin stunners:

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic

have I reblogged this yet

what-

I REMEMBER IT’S BIRTH

3 million note post

All these kids are in their 30s by now.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you didn’t have this one yet

Happy 10th Birthday to this post

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

Yea! And it fucking kicked ass.

and it fucking kicked ass.

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river