bc i can't post them here i will say that you CAN see all my nsfw gortash/durgetash stuff at my twitter found here
bone apple teeth
@tandeeee / tandeeee.tumblr.com
bc i can't post them here i will say that you CAN see all my nsfw gortash/durgetash stuff at my twitter found here
bone apple teeth
did you know they're in gay love have i made that obvious yet
ain't no rule says a bhaalspawn can't play basketball
Felix, dressed in his most yeehaw of costumes, desires a trick and or a treat.
For you Felix, my baby boy my son my precious lad, your Auntie Aka has a TREAT:
suitable for throwing through the Archduke Lord Enver Gortash’s windows!
Surely I’m not the first to have this headcanon but its so absolutely deliciously sad to think Gortash stalked you around with one of the Scrying Eyes. It really did feel like that in the Underdark
I've a feeling that druids and artificers don't get along well
(also yes felix calls jaheira and halsin mom and dad, its all the more funnier realizing he's half woods elf and bhaalspawn)
Gortash be the only man who can get a bhaalspawn to go red in the face without needing to spill blood (but it is a plus)
Gort seems like a guy who would happily tear down an entire old growth forest to make way for a shopping mall or enjoy the price manipulation of bread that has the squish feel of his own tits…truly Archduke vibes
A comm from @chocolatecatcupcakecheese
he's watching info commercials about mesothelioma
meanwhile, at the morphic pool
if you didn't know i make a diff of the dialogue files every patch in bg3 and noticed an interesting line
curiously i plugged it's id into the index search and
if you didn't know, these files are what is said when you dismiss a party member while recruiting another because your party is too full.
I threw it threw my silly little react project to see if I was right about that assumption and here's it in-between a bunch of other dismiss dialogue for other characters:
woe, durgetash and bhaalspawn be upon thee
my dark urge is named Felix and he's a country bumkin who grew up on a farm AND burned it down, ask him anything
take a break, archduke gortash