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The Golden Arches

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Funny/stupid/weird/odd stories that happen while working at McDonalds xD
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Long time no see.

Life has changed a bit, and I’ve experience quite a few more jobs that made me thankful for my time at McDonalds. I can’t see any submits or asks (something about my account being “deactivated”? (How do I reactivate that)  But I’ve left McDonalds about 2 years ago :) It’s given me plenty of adventures to blog about, and I look at them now with smiles. These are fond memories. I went to college, changed my major twice, and found out that fast paced jobs aren’t really my fancy. Even found myself a pretty nice boyfriend too.  But besides for that, everything is good. I hope there are even more McDonald’s blogs to keep you all entertained. I may log on from time to time, but I won’t have much to add. Thanks for all the fun times, guys! Best of luck.  -IML

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Anonymous asked:

I got promoted to crew trainer so excited :)

CONGRATS! Don’t abuse that power, though ;D (sorry for the late congrats >.

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Anonymous asked:

just stumbled onto your blog but this has been my life for 5yrs now and it's sooo nice to see similar stories from different ppl--makes me feel like we all work together

We’re one big McFamily :D Many of us have similar experiences even in different countries. I think it’s awesome.

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Anonymous asked:

every time i ask if a customer wants a "boy toy" or a "girl toy" a part of my soul dies

Kid’s meals kill a part of my soul daily

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McDonalds in California , I work back booth, so I take orders and take cash Been there for a year, last month I hate when customers Ask if there any breakfast happy meal Ask for a big breakfast when they really want a deluxe Don't know the difference between a Sausage egg McMuffin and an Sausage Muffin Says " breakfast just ended, why can't I have breakfast" Says " it's almost lunch, can we get lunch" Asks why we don't have breakfast all day I mostly work 5am to 1pm Luv ur blog

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DUUUDE, I LOVE 5AM-1PMs! A fellow morning person :) Yeah, I completely understand. I really wish we’d change the name of the SEC muffin because it’s so similar to the Sausage Muffin and many customers don’t know the difference.

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McTip: Do NOT let customers use your phone.

So this was back when I was newer at McDonalds, maybe 5 months into it, and we had a certain regular. She was heavy set with black bags under her eyes. She fidgeted a bit, but I thought it was a medical condition (cause naive).  I was on break when she said she had to call her mom. Apparently she was in the hospital and her phone was dead. So I’m thinking, “Well okay, sure. I can help!” So I hand her my phone.  Big mistake.  She called the person a few times but they didn’t answer. Afterwards she started texting the number, and this went on for the duration of the break. I told her that I had to clock in soon and she told me that she’s almost done.  Finally it’s time for me to clock in. She hands me my phone back and thanks me. I’m thinking, “Well, that was a long conversation, but whatever.” I go back to work.  Not 30 minutes has passed and I feel a vibration in my pocket. I didn’t see the message until I got off the clock to go home. The message read, “ya boo. u no we tight. how much u wnt per gram?” “HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT PER GRAM?!” DID SOMEONE JUST DO A DRUG DEAL VIA MY PHONE? WTF MAN o.o I didn’t even respond to it. I really didn’t want to. But how many balls does one possess to say you’re calling your sick mother when in actuality, YOU’RE TRYING TO SELL SOME DRUGS ON SOMEONE ELSE’S SHIT?! DO YOU NOT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THAT YOUR ACTIONS COULD TRACE BACK TO MY PHONE IF IT GOES UNDER INVESTIGATION? SERIOUSLY?! And that’s the last time I let a customer use my phone. Ever. The end.

Why would you ever give a customer your phone?

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dankmcmemes

Why would you give a customer ANYTHING if you could help it?

I WAS NEW AND DUMB D:<

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To the lady who bitches every morning about how we always make her late. 

Why do you come back every day, then?

And why do you order a coffee with a bunch of stuff added and taken away when you know it’s going to end up taking a while to make?

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McTip: Do NOT let customers use your phone.

So this was back when I was newer at McDonalds, maybe 5 months into it, and we had a certain regular. She was heavy set with black bags under her eyes. She fidgeted a bit, but I thought it was a medical condition (cause naive).  I was on break when she said she had to call her mom. Apparently she was in the hospital and her phone was dead. So I’m thinking, “Well okay, sure. I can help!” So I hand her my phone.  Big mistake.  She called the person a few times but they didn’t answer. Afterwards she started texting the number, and this went on for the duration of the break. I told her that I had to clock in soon and she told me that she’s almost done.  Finally it’s time for me to clock in. She hands me my phone back and thanks me. I’m thinking, “Well, that was a long conversation, but whatever.” I go back to work.  Not 30 minutes has passed and I feel a vibration in my pocket. I didn’t see the message until I got off the clock to go home. The message read, “ya boo. u no we tight. how much u wnt per gram?” “HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT PER GRAM?!” DID SOMEONE JUST DO A DRUG DEAL VIA MY PHONE? WTF MAN o.o I didn’t even respond to it. I really didn’t want to. But how many balls does one possess to say you’re calling your sick mother when in actuality, YOU’RE TRYING TO SELL SOME DRUGS ON SOMEONE ELSE’S SHIT?! DO YOU NOT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THAT YOUR ACTIONS COULD TRACE BACK TO MY PHONE IF IT GOES UNDER INVESTIGATION? SERIOUSLY?! And that’s the last time I let a customer use my phone. Ever. The end.

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Anonymous asked:

I'm 18 and have been at my mcds for over 2 years. Im training to be the overnight manager, but the people in the mornings act like I dont know how to do my job or repect me bc im so young. Any advice on how to fix that?

OOoohh, this is a tough one =/ As a newborn 20 year old, I’m still one of the youngest in my store. Many of the older people (in age and in status) don’t listen to me even though I’m a crew trainer. We have a 19 year old manager and hardly anyone listens to her, either. My advice is to learn and learn well. Be a good manager and prove to them that you are young, but possess enough leadership to be in charge. It WILL take time, but I believe it can be done.

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First regular died today...

I’m not really sure how to feel about it. One day he was getting the usual Sausage Muffin with grape jelly and hot sauce and the next day his family tells us he had a massive heart attack.  He was a weird little man, but he was always polite. The last time I saw him, he had such a blank stare. Didn’t even say hello. Maybe he knew his time was near.  This is seriously fucking me up and I’m not even involved besides for being the person who handed out his order o.o imagine how his family feels.  Luckily, I haven’t had any close relatives die as of yet. It’s just strange that I’m not going to ring up his order anymore. 

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