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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

Can’t get this on any other social media

images of me

pictures of you

grass block

grass block

grass block

I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that

also dynamic routing algorithms are kinda amazing like, you don't even have to tell the computer where things are it just figures it out from talking to other computers?? it just automatically figures out where the entire internet relative to it is??? huh????

I think an underappreciated element of Leia's character is that even after days or weeks of ruthless interrogation interspersed with torture, she still had the presence of mind to identify a feature of the Stormtrooper who barged into her cell that she could mock.

#you will NEVER catch her hater game slipping (via @dykerory)

one thing about me is that I will abuse the quick reblog function on mobile

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

hate to say it but the cow is right

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:

(Yo Metro) We don't trust you