the swag

That time I accidentally made the mistake of downloading tinder

what’s a pic that screams: when u wake up from a seven minute nap that hit u out of nowhere and your mom’s standing above you asking if you want a burrito but you’re still trying to figure out who and where you are

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

he woke up and retrieved his paw

you Used him

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

their cause is gaining numbers

this is a revolution

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

we are….defeated.

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

I’m literally in tears.

Dear god

The Korrasami Effect™ is real and pure and good

me: *sucks a clown’s dick behind a elementary school*

someone: damn why that clown ain’t bother you?

me:

😂😂😂😂😂"sounds about white"

This is maybe my favorite existing tweet

I’m about to cry. My 60 year old mother watched a netflix documentary and only just now found out she’s asexual. I’ve been trying to figure out how to bring up this idea to her for years. I am so glad to hear her, she’s so happy and saying “there really is nothing wrong with me!” I didn’t realize it wore on her like that. God bless the internet.

@ all the people complaining about how aces are all teenagers who want to feel special

imagine life but not bad

unrealistic. blocked

I can’t stop laughing

okay but corgis are the wildest baseline doggo, u breed a corgi with any other pure bred and the dog will look like a short corgilicious version of the non-corgi breed

husky:

german shepherd:

dalmatian:

they’re all so beautiful thank you for your time

when will i ever experience this?

Please keep up the deeply satisfying videos, Tumblr.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anyone else disappointed with the lack of apocalyptic meteors lately… looking to be wiped from the face of this earth smh i always have to do all the work