unleash the gay in you

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

i just think people should want me carnally even though i never leave the house

“I just… sometimes get the feeling that you don’t like it when I make new friends.” “That’s absurd.”

on indeed dot com like do you have jobs where i wont want to kill myself

Wednesday and Enid trying to be low-key about missing each other and absolutely failing.

they're dumb gays your honor

Calliope: look at her. Being fake gentle and kind. You won't trick me, you absolute garbage of a monster. I bet she's thinking about killing me right now.

Juliette: im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay. oh God oh God send help. Wanna kiss 🥺

real event that occured that i cant stop thinking about

People that sing the “I don’t want to die, sometimes I wish I’ve never been born at all” part in bohemian rhapsody a little bit louder than the rest rise up

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 • dir. Jon Watts

RUE & JULES in 2.05

MICHAELA STONE and DREA MIKAMI Manifest | 3.02 “Deadhead”