when september hits

me: *goes out in jeans, boots, and a sweater when it’s still 90 degrees* it’s fall

when september hits

me: *goes out in jeans, boots, and a sweater when it’s still 90 degrees* it’s fall

Nine’s sass >

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

……his own fam 

wow

NEVER. EVER. GIVE. UP.

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

quick suggestion

July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-

July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:

July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.

You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.

If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.

If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.

If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

if all the keys are smashed they’re gay

Why?

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I read this out loud and two people left the room screaming

Ittadakim’lady

every student @ the whiteboard when there’s no teacher in the room