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Season 1 finale: Garnet's a fusion
Season 2 finale: Peridot's a fucking nerd
Season 3 finale: no matter how kind Steven is and no matter how much he tries to help, there are people who will never forgive him for his mother's sins
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The ultimate Steven Universe conspiracy:
In Greg the Babysitter, Vidalia’s babysitter can’t work because of a “death in the family” (which is revealed to be a hamster).
Vidalia also mentions that this babysitter is 12 years old at the time, which means they’re about 12-13 years older than Sour Cream. If Sour Cream is currently somewhere between 15-18, this would mean the babysitter is currently in their late 20s, early 30s. Most people in the show are either “parent age” (Greg, Vidalia, Mayor Dewey), “teen age” (Sadie, Cool Kids, Ronaldo), or “kids age” (Connie, Onion, Petey). This leaves but one option:
Which leads me to the most important fact in the entire show: Jamie the Mailman used to have a hamster.
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Theater is Jamie’s life. As a former drama geek myself I guarantee we’re exactly the type of person who’d go into a full mourning period over a hamster.
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me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol
friend: [does something questionable or unhealthy]
me: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated
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Stop me if you've heard this one before/that time I had to explain Jesus to a six-year-old I was babysitting
*walking past a church*
Child: *points at a large wooden crucifix replica out front* who is that?
Me: uh, that's...Jesus...
Child: who is he?
Me: well, in the Christian religion he is regarded as the son of God
Child: is he real?
Me: *internally screaming FUUUUUUCCCKKKK* um, that's a good question. Evidence suggests there was in fact a historical personage who once lived and that we now know as Jesus. How closely his life resembled the events written in the bible is somewhat unknown, and largely a matter of belief, I suppose, although what isn't, really?
Child: *long pause* okay.
Child: *points at the statue again* Is he real?
Me: oh. OHH. You mean like, is that a real body???
Child: yes
Me: Oh good god Tyler, no, I think it's wood
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Me, watching the olympics: Why do I not sport? I should have sported. I shall begin sporting right here right now and compete in the next olympics probably.
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Favorite character: *appears* Me:
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things i want from a relationship:
- musical theatre duets
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Take me down to the Pokemon cities where the grass is green and there’s no damn Pidgey’s
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my fav pokemon go thing is when ur gps is recalibrating and ur avatar realizes its Not at Fuckass All in the right spot and it usain bolts 2 the correct location
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Millennials are so cool dude we have a whole separate dialect like 👀☕️ means a specific thing but someone 25 years older than us wouldnt realize that And we capitalize Random Words to show that they are significant and we read them in this way that differentiates them from the rest Like how the little trademark™ sign gives a whole different meaning to a word And like…this…is not the same as… … ..… . this We’re so cool
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fuck it up edith anne!
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i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
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cockyking
this nun is cool asf
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