v.2

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

fred likes to say tréasure

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

I am a rat and this website is the deep frier at a whataburger in texas

Well now thats just a good treat for funny little rodents like us! Sucks that for me its just a vat of boiling oil at a texas burger joint

Im a rat and this website is a pot of boiling soup at Gusteau’s Restaurant in France

Thats pretty fucking sick

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

reblog if ur a striminal

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

fuck that was deep man

Are you enjoying your basghetti?

I did not know you enjoyed eating WORMS…

So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”

Bears enjoy boating and other water recreational sports during the summer months. 

(image of a mother alligator walking through sparsely scattered grass. four of her babies march cheerily in the same direction.)

I love the pic but that text description is everything to me.

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

#dad jokes game on a whole other level

Recreating famous logos by hand

Video

exCUSE YOU ???? ?

frankly I’m offended.