They call her the Dark One. Mistress of deals, the most powerful sorceress in the world… Skin like white porcelain, hard and white. Chocolate tresses that curl and coil beneath her ornate hood. Unnatural blue eyes that freezes the blood in your very veins… Beautiful. Deadly. No one who crosses her lives to tell the tale. When his son - among many other of the town’s children - is drafted into the Ogre’s War, Rumplestiltskin convinces the mayor to summon her in hopes of striking a deal. If she will rescue all the children, the town will give The Dark One whatever she desires in return.  She chooses Rumplestiltskin himself. 

↪ Cable: The Sexiest Bodysuit

↪Cable being hot as FUCK

↪Cable: A Bicon™                               (and og cablepool shipper)

I’m the bolt, the lightning, the thunder Kind of girl who’s gonna make you wonder Who you are and who you been And who I’ve been is with you on these beaches Your Venice bitch, your die-hard, your weakness Maybe I could save you from your sins So, kiss the sky and whisper to Jesus My, my, my, you found this, you need this Take a deep breath, baby, let me in You lose your way, just take my hand You’re lost at sea, then I’ll command your boat to me again Don’t look too far, right where you are, that’s where I am I’m your man

I’m the bolt, the lightning, the thunder Kind of girl who’s gonna make you wonder Who you are and who you been And who I’ve been is with you on these beaches Your Venice bitch, your die-hard, your weakness Maybe I could save you from your sins So, kiss the sky and whisper to Jesus My, my, my, you found this, you need this Take a deep breath, baby, let me in You lose your way, just take my hand You’re lost at sea, then I’ll command your boat to me again Don’t look too far, right where you are, that’s where I am I’m your man

It’s shallow, he thinks, to be so worried about his weight. After all, he’s pregnant— he needs to gain some, doesn’t he? At that moment, John’s biggest fear is Jim finding him undesirable when he begins to show.

One night, as he’s staring in the mirror, Jim notices his absence.

“Johnny? Everything alright?”

“Hm? Oh, yeah, just… checking.”

“They’re going to be fine. Come back to bed, beautiful.”

… Beautiful…