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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^

'filled with people who believe it is more important to do nothing wrong than it is to do something right' is going to live in my head for a while now huh

Laios you have to stop. You eat too good. Your swag too different. Your tits are too fat. they’ll kill you

i love fantasy hybrids but i wish more people leaned into the body horror potential of it. dragon hybrids with upsettingly human eyes peering out from their otherwise draconic forms. winged hybrids with back muscles incapable of supporting the weight of their limp, atrophied wings. dhampirs with a crooked, painful clash of human and predatory animal teeth competing for space inside their bloodied mouth, inhibiting their bite and making feeding a grotesquely messy affair. ill-proportioned chimeras that haunt the heroes sent to slay them with how much they resemble those they seek to protect from them. monsters who are shunned by their monstrous and human relations alike, their greatest sin being that they didn't win the genetic lottery and now must bear the consequences of their forebears' union for all to see.

the minotaur

He wasn't that great.

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how did gen z end up with 1950s gender roles: expansion pack

Men need to clear their minds because they're so tired from having important man thoughts all the time, whereas women need to think about how much they love their husbands and children and what they want to go shopping for.

i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

mario covered in mold

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

AMPHIBIAN MILK!!

You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u

I taught that man everything he knows

this quote from hbomberguy’s plagiarism video really resonated with me:

your craft is and always will be valuable, please never let anyone make you doubt that

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oh, to be a pineapple

"pineapple." 🤨

"hammer."

Encounter: Barbarian chef proud to show off the new health food he learned to make you

STOP THIS