me on death row
officer: you have one last meal, what do you want
me: hmm idk what are you in the mood for
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officer: you have one last meal, what do you want
me: hmm idk what are you in the mood for
i-g-norance (via i-g-norance)
Beautifully said
(via jessiiboo)
harry: shit is that a bear
bear: [prepares to maul them]
louis: if only we had rbb right now
bear: wait did you say rbb? we love that dude he’s huge in the bear community
bear, cupping his paws around his mouth: greg quick come out of hibernation you won’t believe this
Int: Does the band have a WhatsApp group?
me on my 23938273th time listening to Back to You
just how fast the night changes
My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.
Here are some of my favorites:
-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”
Y'all be saying FASFA instead of “FAFSA” that’s exactly why they ain’t giving y'all no damn money
Who cares what we call them, they aint shi
Damn fasfa really got shooters out here. Took out ol boy mid sentence 😔😔
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
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Everyone forgets about Atlantis and it makes me sad. That movie is a masterpiece!
We are all the Japanese Prime Minister.
poor thing