“Yeah, I figured.            Maybe I’ll just give you a break from me for a while as your repayment.”

   " You must enjoy making things difficult for people. A break won't solve anything--I'll take that drink. "

↖ forgets, misplaces, but never ignores threads.

      “I’m just trying to repay you.           Do you want something else? Maybe a valentine?”

     " Valentine---Nate no, I can't do that. "

      “Fine.         I can get you a drink, if you’d like. Or a Sprite, up to you.”

      " You know me so well.         Bribing me with Sprite now, Nate? "

          ” Can never have too many lazy days.              That’s all I’m saying. “

      " I don't know about that one--          --Too many lazy days and I'll never get a thing done. "

      “—-Ah, see? I knew you cared about me.”

      " Shut up before I hit you again. "

         ” Alright, alright. Maybe you’re right.            Still, it’s a good excuse to sit with your feet up near a fire. “

   " Also had one too many nights of doing that as well.         But---you're right; in a way. Sitting by the fire is relaxing. "

   “If only you had a tiger to warm you up…”

      " You are not gaining an endangered species as a pet. "

          “What’s wrong with snow?             I think it’s pretty.”

      " I'm not the biggest fan of the cold anymore;         It can be gorgeous yes.. but its been freezing for days. "

it keeps me from having 14893843 muses haha

:|

I want a star trek and mass effect verse and it is your fault

"Exactly. Sarcasm will rebuild civilization." 

       " The cusp of humanity will be saved by subtle hints of sarcasm. "

"To be honest, either better off with someone else or dead. So, consider yourself lucky."

    " Then I must be the luckiest. Wouldn't be able to survive without sarcasm. "

"Good. Glad to know someone appreciates them."

   " Where would I be right now without your sarcasm? "

           ”You?            Putting down the research?         Are you feelin’ alright?                      No offense                            …but my idea of a pub crawl lasts a weekend.”

     " I put the research down once in a while.         Even I take breaks---                                      ---mostly forced breaks;             clearly you never met my flatmate. "