I need to get laid
To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend
When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin.
My cool friend bands raptors.
it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…
happy superb owl sunday
These photos show the moment a selfless animal lover leapt into action to save a duck trapped under a thick layer of ice – before giving it mouth-to-mouth. With little thought of his own safety – or warmth – brave Norwegian Lars Jørun Langøien plunged into an ice-cold lake to free the helpless duck. He managed to pull it up on solid ground, give it a towel and a bit of mouth-to-mouth. (Source)
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have you fricked the detective
i have received an insight into your character: you like to act like you're 'i'd sell you to satan for one corn chip' bird but you're actually 'the risk i took was calculated but man am i bad at math' bird
On the contrary. I’d pass all of you fools along to Satan for free
DONT 👏🏾LISTEN 👏🏾TO 👏🏾THE 👏🏾KILLERS 👏🏾UNLESS 👏🏾U 👏🏾FALLIN 👏🏾ASLEEP 👏🏾WHILE 👏🏾SHES 👏🏾CALLIN 👋🏾A 👏🏾CAB 👏🏾AND 👏🏾HES 👏🏾HAVIN 👏🏾A 👏🏾SMOKE 👏🏾AND 👏🏾SHES 👏🏾TAKIN 👏🏾A 👏🏾DRAG
your birb is problematic
No…………