This is horrifyingly true.

If you get a captcha asking you to identify the tents or the RV's, request a new captcha. Stop snitching now includes making sure you're logging in online ethically I guess?

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Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

Needlessly close reading and long commentary on chapter 57 and how the audience actually has an extremely limited view on what Marcille has been like over the course of her life.

I am once again thinking about how pre-dungeon Marcille is so quiet and stoic that she seems like a completely different person. How jarring chapter 57 is for the audience. Like you have Marcille, who has been just the most blindingly expressive person with resting baby face

And then the chapter drops a title page of Marcille hearing from Falin for the first time in four years and it's like.

Who is that. Genuinely. Would you even realize that's Marcille without the context clues?

And then the chapter just keeps coming in with the sucker punches.

how many boobs am i allowed to give before it explodes

STOP ??!??!?!

IF YOU BOOPED ME I AM SWEEPING YOU INTO A GREAT BIG HUG MY MAIN IS NOCTIE AND I PROMISE I SAW AND AM BOOPING YOU BACK FOREVER

1000 boop mission accomplished 😎 me and my hand cramp

Okay, here's the speed booping strategy. You need to be on desktop and open a blog from dashboard view. As long as their ask and submit buttons and such aren't too long, the boop symbol should now be aligned with the boop button in the popup. Trackpad is ideal for this because you can alternate clicking with two fingers instead of using one. Click at a rate of about five clicks per second, since it takes a moment for Tumblr to open and close the popups. You can now click indefinitely with minimal strain and do something else with your other hand now that you don't need to look at the screen to continue booping. Go forth and achieve those badges.

EDIT: You get the first badge from 1 boop, the second from 314 boops, and the third from 1000 boops. In addition, when you initially reach 1000 boops, your boop meter will say MAX in lieu of the number of boops given, and if you continue booping after that, it will upgrade to LOL. I'm not sure at which point since it was difficult to count precisely. The next tier I noticed was OMG. Perhaps there's more after this! We will see.

WHAT THIS MEANS IS IF I GET TO 10000 GIVEN AND RECEIVED IT WILL SPELL TUM BLR. I'M DOING IT. BOOP LAUNDERING LET'S GO

By the way, a super boop takes forever and only counts as one boop, so save it for friend love and not speedrunning.

the emergence of completionist community from this fills me with a sort of pure joy. side note i am trying to check my notifications on my phone while i spamboop on my computer but i am sure i am missing some things so know that i love you and we are at WHY *-* now

MOMENT OF PURE PANIC WHY HAS IT TURNED FROM T_T WHICH MARKS 9000 BOOPS TO MAX WHICH MARKS 1000 BOOPS. WAS MY HYPOTHESIS WRONG. IS IT NOT TUM BLR BUT MAX BLR. DOES THE TUM ONLY APPEAR IF YOU GET THE BLR FIRST. SUNK COST FALLACY I'M GOING TO CONTINUE

what is this?????? secret tier???????

SO CLOSE TO THE END

AND THAT IS GAME.

AHHHH SO MANY SYMBOLS TO ACHIEVE

Friend. Dearest mutual. Lovely follower. Random passer-by. I know we haven't shared a fandom in 5 years. I know we never talk. I know we may only barely recognize each other's icons, if that. I just want you to know...

You can't even defend a trans woman without her getting more harassment on this website, I feel sick for having attracted that attention

Not one ask or DM or @ or reply for what I SAID, it all just went straight to her instead. In-fucking-credible. Queerest place on the internet or whatever. Fucking hell

I'm extremely distraught that this happened, please consider donating to Agie. She should not be being treated like this on here.

Cashapp: $cmder

Venmo: agief

Pp: https://paypal.me/agieocean

This is the same Agie from my pinned btw. As her wife I have seen her constantly building new public tools like the ad-free youtube downloader y23.live or her project for new digital communication infastructure PierMesh.net . That's her real work, as a computer scientist. I am saying this to emphasize that what people think they know her for was her hobby, blogging. On her off hours that she chose to give to Tumblr, she was endlessly adding to the vocabulary of the userbase. From I Eat Oil Paintings to Wrong! Chain Lightning!, the site is littered with her misattributed catchphrases. Of course this was all while running one of the site's most beloved cat blogs, RickyBabyBoy. In return she is constantly harassed. called slurs. accused of anything and everything. made fun of. Just plain treated rudely. It's awful and unfair and it needs to change. That's why we're moving off of here and making PierMesh

Please help me we need money for food, getting our ac installed, and medicine

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

People don’t owe you their downtime! And I don’t mean this in a harsh way, but in a “quit breaking your own heart” way.

It’s so easy to see a friend “active” and reblogging on tumblr, or maybe making a status update on Facebook and feel hurt they haven’t replied to our messages.

Different things take different energy. And someone being “online” but not actively talking to you does not mean they no longer love or care about you.

I love being pandered to but this difference between the manga and anime is why I sort of regard the anime as just being supplemental fanservice/a commercial for the manga rather than an adequate alternative for enjoying dungeon meshi.

There's this sense of awe and stunned surprise to Marcille's expression in the manga, like it doesn't feel real what's happening... and that is how she reacts! She pulls away from Falin because it takes her a moment to process what she's doing and the intensity of the moment gives her such a fright she can only recoil in shock. But anime Marcille is so expectant and hopeful in a like. "I can't believe this is finally happening" way that it kind of misses the point...

"We need more unapologetically weird folks!" you guys can't even handle furries

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE 'WHAT' ZONE

happy episode 11!

when people reblog donation posts and say "donate what you can", I really feel like people aren't actually internalising it. not all of us can afford to donate $50, $100, more than that. but i know for a fact that there are thousands of us that can spare $2 or $5, and that all adds up.

it hurts so much to sit here and feel the limits of our own ability. we're not millionaires. we can't instantly fund these escape attempts. but these are bids for life, by people who never asked for the hellfire being rained upon them by sadistic colonialists, greedy for oil and land. they committed no crime other than being born in palestine. and of course it's unfair, to have to shoulder the weight of people's lives when we're all struggling to get by as it is. but our governments relentlessly fail us, they fail to scrape at the bottom of their cold dead hearts for their last dregs of humanity. it is so, so unfair, but it is up to the common man to save each other.

please. look at this spreadsheet. find a fund that resonates with you. and DONATE WHAT YOU CAN.

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”