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eternity

@colfer / colfer.tumblr.com

Come on Kay, you know that's a bass!
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rachelsgleestuff

psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking

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colfink

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese
chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life
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knjmoon

me as an Ancient Greek

me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser me: *gets killed by a tsunami*

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