no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

pls

my friend: i think you had too much to drink

me:

“Can I have some attention please?”

Turn Down For Whom?

Muppet Screams

If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien

If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽

most compatible signs

aries - leo, sagittarius, gemini, libra taurus - virgo, capricorn, pisces, scorpio gemini - libra, aquarius, aries, sagittarius cancer - scorpio, pisces, virgo, capricorn leo - aries, sagittarius, libra, aquarius virgo - taurus, capricorn, cancer, pisces libra - gemini, aquarius, leo, aries scorpio - cancer, pisces, capricorn, taurus sagittarius - aries, leo, gemini, aquarius capricorn - taurus, virgo, scorpio, cancer aquarius - gemini, libra, sagittarius, leo pisces - scorpio, cancer, taurus, virgo

good morning!

Good afternoon!

Goodnight!

Sweet dreams!

is anyone else concerned about the spelling of Doritos here?

The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”