Hi. I like things.

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

same but with offense 

college fees? text books?? the bible said adam and eve not adam and overpriced education

# who let him outside

scream she might be wise beyond her years

Is this the sequel to “if you give a mouse a cookie”

WHAT HIGHLIGHTER IS THIS???

Je 👏🏻 sus 👏🏻 have 👏🏻 mercy 👏🏻 on 👏🏻 my 👏🏻 soul

My brain to me