fucked up that its march and im nobodys gf
Sometimes i dont depression nap i just depression lay down for 3 hrs
most of the boys that i have interacted with on this earth are horrible
My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning
remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer
…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.
*drinks some water* oooh yeah baby…..health goth … *washes hands* ooooooohhh yeah it’s cleancore …
I literally live off of people’s validation and that’s not funny or cute it’s horrible and it makes my life a living hell so :)
iconic
singer in a musical: [sounds like theyre about to cry while singing]
me:
ok but ??? women are the best thing on earth. i saw a girl today and i loved her hair colour sm that i asked her how she got it and she showed me all of the products she used but one was on sale and she had the last two ones and smiled at me and said “here, so u can have one and me too so we can both look pretty” and i just.. want to thank every woman for being so kind and not seeing other girls as rivals u all are the real mvps out and deserve so much more attention
I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella
need me a freak like that
where the fuck is jake ryan when we’re in need? prolly cheating on miley ass smh 😤😤😤
GORDON RAMSEY’S TWITTER CRITIQUES IS WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS
OH MY GODDDDD LMAOOO