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*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

the parallel park one FUCK

genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first

me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal

genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me

What we know about Jolene: beauty beyond compare, flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green, smile like a breath of spring, voice soft like summer rain

What we know about ‘my man’: talks in his sleep

Guess I’m back to spreading my homosexual Jolene propaganda

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

They were what now?

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want to be happy in 2019

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

this is one of the greatest exchanges of words in television history.

so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Impressive edits made by @justinleduc.