my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TRANSGENDERS

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

welp. to the shredder

“I’m duetting this until this woman permanently destroys her lungs with toxic gas. So first we got ammonia based toilet cleaner, okay, and that’s bleach. Okay, you’ve made mustard gas.”

[video cuts, same person some time later]

“You’re still fucking doing this? I’m trans now, that’s how much fucking time has passed since I last ratio’d you, shut the fuck up!”

Girl help I can’t stop buying little treats that amount to a great expense in the long run

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

those big as fuck crop sprinklers are like animals to me.

this is a type of Beast

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Jules–Elie Delaunay (1828 - 1891)

Young Woman with a Sword

late 19th century

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

Bow down to your king

I can’t stop outdoing myself

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

midwife? I dare you to call her that again

im not particularly interested in disco elysium at all but i am gonna play it just to see if the skill check system is as ridiculous as i've been led to believe

an estimated 20 minutes into the game and a kid called me a faggot so hard i had a mental breakdown and died

I don't advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours