I just have no idea what to draw. 

@yifera, you’re right, he’s a pancake.

I’m really sorry @yifera but we had a long chat with @saawek and this happened.

Well, I am so not sorry, let the pancake grow!

(And of course this only makes my comments worse)

How does pancake!Cas kill enemies? Does he fly to their faces and suffocates them to death? Is his true form an empire-state size pancake or another piece of breakfast? Team Free Breakfast?

I couldn’t help myself @elnawen @saawek @yifera

OH MY GOD WHY DIDN’T I SEE THIS EARLIER THIS IS AMAZING

@yifera I’d pay to see Castiel the pancake of the Lord smite his ennemies with a butter knife :’D As for the pancake!cas true form, this is clearly @saawek‘s thing, I request a true form painting darling ! An Eldritch pancake !  AND YES TEAM FREE BREAKFAST !

@sassy-pistachy (I was just telling saawek yesterday night how cool your name was btw) I FUCKING LOVE IT, DEAN’S FACE AAAAAH !!! You even DID THE FRECKLES xD 

@sassy-pistachy NAILED IT, as always! I spent like an hour squeaking and laughing when she showed me bacon!Dean!

So what do you think Sam would be? We can’t really decide

I’m looking at you @saawek for that true form pancake!

@yifera @sassy-pistachy @elnawen WHAT THE FLAMING FUCK. It’s getting out of hands. BUt I couldn’t let SUCH BEAUTIFUL OPPORTUNITIES PASS. And why the fuck didn’t i get all these notifications?????? fuck you tumblr.

Whats does trueform pancake cas looks like??? HERE IT IS.

It was that at the beginning. Now i think it’s better. Bacon cape the size of the Chrysler building, dayum.

And I saw what you did @sassy-pistachy, and it’s AWESOME. 

@elnawen, @saawek, I love shitpost, sorry I’m joining for all I can apprehend… I love the butter knife idea, also : melted butter halo, and mapple syrup wing of the ded… *SPLAT*

*dead*

Can this hiatus be the pancapocalypse please

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

This sounds suspiciously specific

this is the best video ive ever seen 

That kid in the blue was fuckin prepared though

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

For some reason I can't wrap my stupid head around whatever this whole post is talking about. Like, it's like on the edge of my brain but I can't get it someone help

Please be nice

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

This is the purest post i’ve ever seen

And on top of getting to do all that there's still 3 weeks out of the month where you are deciding what to spend your infinite money on

this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕

like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull 

“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up

I'm so curious as to what magazine this ad was in because apparently this weird chair is so well known amongst the readers of this magazine that the marketing team felt it was unnecessary to put any sort of product or brand name in the ad.

Baby Moana + her friend (▰˘◡˘▰)

I just noticed this but I kinda love how they animated her without a shirt. There's all those stories you see about parents facebook and instagram accounts being flagged because they had a picture of their very young daughter without a top on. And it's ridiculous because OBVIOUSLY nobody should be sexualizing young girls. So I like that they did this and idek know why so much other than it proves it's totally ok to show a small girl without a top because she's a child

PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

After Shrek was sheared:

HES SMILING

I legitimately teared up at this

I think about Shrek a lot.

I mean if we didn’t domesticate sheep for the purpose of using their wool for human consumption this wouldn’t be an issue to begin with. It still comes down to humans exploiting animals for our benefit. But tbh I doubt that was the point PETA was trying to reach for.

First of all, using animals and things from our environment is part of the circle of life and no matter what our who you think created us the fact is that everything is here for a reason and we are supposed to Co exist. As long as there isn't suffering I don't see why is so wrong to use animals like we do.

As for PETA they are actually evil. They literally believe that an animal (house pets included) are better off DEAD than living with people. They have literally taken people's pets and euthanized them for that exact reason. They use fear and manipulation techniques to make people believe things that just aren't true.

I love animals. I've got like Disney Princess levels of animal connection. I'm a huge animal rights activist but I HATE Peta. I believe that there is nothing wrong with using an animal for food and other materials as long as that animal was able to live a full, happy, healthy life, and is slaughtered quickly and humanely. I get it that not everyone is like that but I think most people can agree that animals are not better off dead than with us.

NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,

The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static or weak signal. All the words were chosen because they have a distinct sound that is easy to pick out. Military and police communications use the phonetic alphabet heavily and can be helpful to know for talking over CB’s or FRS (walky talky) radios.

I’m sorry guys, i had to

I cannot fucking believe it is the yEAR 2017 GOD DAMMIT

No. Just no. The NATO phonetic alphabet should not be used like this.

I hate this because I was there, you guys. I was there when people having a link in their profile description was a harmless thing. Probably a song they liked, or a funny cartoon. Videos weren't automatically embedded back then, so we made do with what we had. Then, suddenly, Never Gonna Give You Up was getting really popular. Friends sending you links started to become a scary thing. We started hesitating before opening things because there was more of a chance of it being this song than something else. Then, it hit us like we never saw it coming. Now if there was a random link in a description, or a message with only a link, it was always this damn song. It got to the point where if you clicked on the link you were in literal shame because damnit you should have known better! But by then there was no stopping it, it started evolving and adapting to everything we threw at it. Now you find it in text, in phonetic alphabet form, or buried deep in a YouTube video of something completely unrelated. Yet even though it is hidden so well you still feel bad about yourself for falling for it!! This one buried it's claws early, and she buried them deep. Generation after generation of memes have aspired to do the same since, and while some have come close, none have been able to do the same again. Because even though we are still trying to dig her out, she keeps digging deeper, but we grow stronger because of it. Will we ever be rid of this wretched beastmeme? Will another beastmeme ever be able to ingrain itself into us further than her? Only time will tell, but wet must stay ever vigilant, and not let any memes get too strong. Let the Meme Hunger Games begin!