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Hawkeye isn’t dealing with your shit today…

Frank: You both look more like bums than doctors.

Trapper: Actually, I was thinking of becoming a bum doctor, but the proctology class was full.

-s02e01

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games to much, what a stupid thing to Fallout 4

Helena Moore | @helena.moore

My girlfriend likes to tie me to the bed and cover me in chocolate and caramel. She’s a dominatwix.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing

One of Jimmy Fallon’s best moments

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.

I periodically think of this and can’t help but laugh