here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

Oh, starboy

roh gave me a new hot muscle lady npc and i am deeply unwell about her

update: bookish lesbian who's never so much as held hands with someone kissed muscle lady

knight: rides into battle without helmet everyone: gives him strange looks knight: “kitty was sleeping in it” everyone: nods in agreement

"Why do you care so much about accidentally leaving people out?" Because I've had friend groups where they were the planets and I was their Pluto.

I've had friend groups where our dynamics revolved around a Sun, with everyone vying for their attention if only to bask in their light for a mere moment. Where our thinly strung bonds collapsed the second our Sun left.

I've had friend groups where they bonded as Saturn's rings, finding solace in their shared shortcomings while isolating those more talented than them.

But I've also had friend groups where we bond as Neptune and Uranus—so similar we could be known as twins. Friend groups like Venus and Earth: so awfully different, yet it was those differences that kept us together.

And I would rather create a social system like the latter than the former.

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

we need more women who are just fucking losers

according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

hello čumblr

there is something wrong with me but together there could be something wrong with us <3

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

I just came up with a horrible drawing game.

First artist draws a human OC, second artist draws that OC's fursona. Third artist draws a humanized version of that fursona without seeing the original OC, fourth artist draws a fursona for that character. So on and so forth.

also known as "tewephone :3c"

TEWEPHONE OH MY GOD

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest