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Boom Chakka Lakka

@boomchakkalakka / boomchakkalakka.tumblr.com

Hi! Chakka the excellent here, ready to bless your screen and life with my occasionally flirty, occasionally comedic, occasionally (unexpectedly) mature self!
(This is an RP blog for my OC Chakka. Please ask for my main blog, and my other RP blog is Corpus Negotiatoribus. My avatar is courtesy of Megatronsbuns. P.S. The image in my sidebar is not the avatar MB made for me. That's one of my own doodles. It just looked so perfect there.)
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((*whispers* I don't do much with my RP accounts and as a result sometimes the thought of deleting them occurs. *flees*))

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((Sometimes when I think about how I won't RP interfacing on Tumblr, I wonder if I'm being silly.))

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"Ah… anything…really. Cybertron mostly… I take what I can out of things I can find. I’ve been there a couple of times but I don’t really know much about it, ya know?"

"Oh! What sort of stuff do you want to know about...

"It's fine, Turbo. Seriously, I perform a lot for them and they pay me with free drinks, so my tab's basically a formality. If I'm using the right words. ANYWAY, I get tips from patrons and that's my credits-in-hand wage. And yeah I'm done for tonight. Danced for like, four hours. It was pretty awesome."

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"Ah… anything…really. Cybertron mostly… I take what I can out of things I can find. I’ve been there a couple of times but I don’t really know much about it, ya know?"

"Oh! What sort of stuff do you want to know about Cybertron? I was sorta low...

"Oh yeah! Sorry about that, my bad." Smiling, he patted Turbo's arm. "You can have as many drinks as you like, by the way. I'll just put it on my tab."

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  "Well it wouldn’t be much of a hobby if I didn’t enjoy it, right?" he replied with a small chuckle. He took a sip of his own drink, and purred his engines happily. If he had less reservations he might actually debate getting slammed for once. It had been a rough day. "I just like learning about things. Reading for entertainment is fun, but I like something that will actually make me think. And no~ You’re not."

"Aaaah, so you’re one of those types of people. What sorta stuff do you like learning about? I’m all for dance moves and other stuff that makes me a better entertainer."

"Ah… anything…really. Cybertron mostly… I take what I can out of things I can find. I’ve been there a couple of times but I don’t really know much about it, ya know?" 

"Oh! What sort of stuff do you want to know about Cybertron? I was sorta low class so I don't know about the upper echelons of society or anything, how they interacted anyway, but I could tell you some stuff?" He scooted a little further forward in his seat and rested his elbows on the table, and his chin on his interlaced fingers.

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  "Uh..I don’t think I’ve ever thought about it. " he began, the question catching him off guard. He gave the waiter a polite nod of acknowledgement and took a sip of his beverage to stall. He really didn’t know what to tell him. 

He glanced down at the flower, claws playing about its edges idly ashe thought. “No I can’t say I have… I am a bit of a reader though. Though mostly the things I read would be considered boring, I’m pretty sure. 

"Do you enjoy it, though?" Chakka asked curiously, sipping his drink and toying with his fingers. “‘Cause sure, it might be boring to someone, but it’s the most engaging thing in the world to someone else. ‘S why it exists in the first place, right? I mean, aside from law books as those are usually written from necessity but there’s always someone who finds it the most fascinating thing. Am I rambling too much?"

"Well it wouldn’t be much of a hobby if I didn’t enjoy it, right?" he replied with a small chuckle. He took a sip of his own drink, and purred his engines happily. If he had less reservations he might actually debate getting slammed for once. It had been a rough day. "I just like learning about things. Reading for entertainment is fun, but I like something that will actually make me think. And no~ You’re not."

"Aaaah, so you're one of those types of people. What sorta stuff do you like learning about? I'm all for dance moves and other stuff that makes me a better entertainer."

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M!A Master Post

M!A list - Tests
The perv-test: Muse have x-ray vision for 5 days but don't know that every time they violates someone with their new gift, what they see will be showed to that person when the M!A is over.
Control: Muse can control other people's actions without theim knowing for 3 days, but don't know that when the M!A is over the controlled people will find out what Muse made them do. Then the Muse have to do anything they say for 3 days.
Temptation: For the next 3 days, the Muse will be haunted by a hooded figure tempting them with everything they ever wanted if the Muse just signs a contract. If the Muse give in, they will be a dark/evil version of themselves for a week. (If the Muse is already evil, they will just go insane)
Beautiful: Muse will be so incredibly beautiful, charming and sexy that no-one can refuse them anything for 2 days. But if they use this to take advantage of someone, these people will find the Muse hideous and repellant for a week after the M!A is over.
Starving: Muse is starving and is sorrounded by their favourite foods at all times for 24 hours. But actually, these foods are innocent people...
Tired: For 24 hours, the Muse will feel exhausted. But the Muse knows that if they go to sleep, the people the Muse cares about will feel excruciating pain.
Book: The Muse is the main character of a book of anon's choice for 5 days and have to go trough the same things the character in the book did.
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Song Inspired M!A List (May Be Graphic)
Jack the Ripper: Muse has been attacked by something that obviously has no sense of mercy. They are beaten, bloody, and left for dead someplace abandoned. Lasts until someone comes to the rescue... Or finishes the job.
The Sickness: Muse has become extremely ill, to the point of becoming extremely helpless. Uncontrollable vomiting, inability to stay upright, rapid blackouts, coughing, and... Is that blood? Oh dear... (Lasts for two days.)
Silver and Cold: The world just isn't the same, is it? It's so cruel and grey, there just isn't any point anymore... Muse is now suicidal for six hours.
Happy Birthday: Aren't parties such wonderful things? The guests really shouldn't play with sharp things, though... They could get hurt! Muse and an accomplice find themselves luring unsuspecting victims to their deaths under the false pretense of a birthday party.(Optional: And possibly find some arousal from all this?) Don't forget the video, Murder Tramp... Lasts twenty four hours.
Where's My Wonderland?: Muse is now suffering from horrifying delusions, believing everyone they see to be a twisted and corrupted Carroll-inspired demon. It's up to those they hold dearest to save them... Before they're slain just like all the other monsters. (Lasts for two days, or until muse has been pulled out of the delusion.)
To the Stage: Self destruction is such a pretty little thing... Muse has become quite the manipulative bastard. Everyone they care about is now simply a toy waiting to be broken. How much damage can be done before they come to their senses? (Lasts for three days.)
Working Class Punx: PAINT THE STREETS IN GLITTER AND BLOOD! Muse now has the urge to rebel against everything and everyone, causing as much trouble and minuscule mayhem around them as they possibly can. Better hide the spray paint and cherry bombs... (Lasts for five hours)
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Sick as a Dog: Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).
Can’t Sleep: Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.
Help: Muse believes he/she is trapped in their current location for 5 hours.
Baby Bump: Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months).
Baby Boom: Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many months).
Flaming Youth: Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.
Opposites: Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.
Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.
Silence: Muse is deaf for 24 hours.
17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.
Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).
Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.
Hungry like the Wolf: Muse is starving, no matter how much he/she eats for 10 hours.
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Sexual M!A’s:
Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)
Drunk: Muse will stumble, and talk, slurred, as if they are quite intoxicated, along with hit on anyone, badly.
Truth potion: Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.
Tell Me What To Do: Muse is a slave to Anon’s choice
Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.
S&M: Muse wants to have S&M sex (Anon decides if Muse is S or M and with who)
Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours
Heat: Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of Anon’s choice)
Take It Off: Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said.(Anon decides how long)
Wish We Were Older: Muse is into child’s play for 4 hours
Vulnerable: Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of. (Muse cannot be untied until the 5 hours are up.)
Kitten/Pup Affection: Muse is a “kitten” or “puppy” to (Anon Deicdes), being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything there Master(s) say. 24 hours
Name: Has an orgasm every time someone says there name.
Muse can receive as many M!A’s as the Anon’s want to give.
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Cute M!A’S:
Lean On Me: With the help of ___ (anon’s choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.
Here’s To Never Growing Up: Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with ___ (anon’s choice) for 2 days.
Thunder: It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.
Sweet Nothings: Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.
Ariel: Oh no, your muse has lost it’s voice! But they have to tell ___ (anon’s choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not well you’ve seen the movie.
Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.
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Dramatic M!A’S:
Fear: Anon gets to name something, and muse will have an extremely debilitating phobia of it for one week. Bonus points if it’s something ridiculous.
Blue Birds of Horror: Animals, particularly birds, hate you for the next two days. They bomb dive and attack you with relentless force until you are safely inside.
Heathers: Your muse becomes a sociopath for 12 hours. If your muse is already a sociopath, he/she becomes empathetic to everyone.
Burn: Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration.)
Cough Syrup: (tw) Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (Anon decides duration)
Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)
Stay: Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital for (anon decides illness and how long)
Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.
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Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
Sight: Muse is blind for ___
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
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Gender Bender: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.
Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
Sight: Muse is blind for ___
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)
High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.
Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.
Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.
Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___
Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___
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  "If you could play any instrument, what would you play? I’d play one of those violin thingies, or the kalimba. Or maybe that other one I can’t remember the name of. That thing was AWESOME, mech, and if I can find the vid file again I’ll be sure to send it to you." He paused to smile at the waiter and pass them a tip, then promptly picked up his glass of engex and looked at Turbo, optics wide, eyebrows up, and smile warm. "What’re your hobbies? Oh! Do you read those comic thingies that organics make? There are lots of awesome ones. It’s so much more interesting than text and diagrams," he added, pulling a face. "Ugh."

"Uh..I don’t think I’ve ever thought about it. " he began, the question catching him off guard. He gave the waiter a polite nod of acknowledgement and took a sip of his beverage to stall. He really didn’t know what to tell him. 

He glanced down at the flower, claws playing about its edges idly ashe thought. “No I can’t say I have… I am a bit of a reader though. Though mostly the things I read would be considered boring, I’m pretty sure. 

"Do you enjoy it, though?" Chakka asked curiously, sipping his drink and toying with his fingers. "'Cause sure, it might be boring to someone, but it's the most engaging thing in the world to someone else. 'S why it exists in the first place, right? I mean, aside from law books as those are usually written from necessity but there's always someone who finds it the most fascinating thing. Am I rambling too much?"

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"Nice to meet you, Turboblast!" he held out a hand and smiled brightly. "Out of curiosity, why aren’t you used to compliments? Your whole frame is gorgeous and you’ve got an awesome colour scheme. You look really smart, too," he added. "Hey, do you...

"If you could play any instrument, what would you play? I'd play one of those violin thingies, or the kalimba. Or maybe that other one I can't remember the name of. That thing was AWESOME, mech, and if I can find the vid file again I'll be sure to send it to you." He paused to smile at the waiter and pass them a tip, then promptly picked up his glass of engex and looked at Turbo, optics wide, eyebrows up, and smile warm. "What're your hobbies? Oh! Do you read those comic thingies that organics make? There are lots of awesome ones. It's so much more interesting than text and diagrams," he added, pulling a face. "Ugh."

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"Nice to meet you, Turboblast!" he held out a hand and smiled brightly. "Out of curiosity, why aren’t you used to compliments? Your whole frame is gorgeous and you’ve got an awesome colour scheme. You look really smart, too," he added. "Hey, do you like energon sticks?...

"I'm a performer. An entertainer!" he said, smiling enthusiastically. "I do a bit of dancing, do a few magic tricks.... I'm planning to learn how to do engravings and install biolights at some point so I can do that too. I'd actually like to play some instruments too, so I can offer that party service as well, but I haven't had the time yet. Do you play any instruments?"

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"Alrighty." On their way to the booth, he tapped a server’s shoulder and murmured the order to them. When they reached the booth, he sat down heavily on the seat and stretched. "Mmmmm~ Nice. Usually these seats are snapped up quickly. Guess people wanted to be out...

"Nice to meet you, Turboblast!" he held out a hand and smiled brightly. "Out of curiosity, why aren't you used to compliments? Your whole frame is gorgeous and you've got an awesome colour scheme. You look really smart, too," he added. "Hey, do you like energon sticks? I've got a few, if you want some while we wait?" He held out a box, shaking it enticingly. "They're good, I promise." He shook one out and popped it into his own mouth, letting it stick out almost like a cygar.

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"Alrighty." On their way to the booth, he tapped a server’s shoulder and murmured the order to them. When they reached the booth, he sat down heavily on the seat and stretched. "Mmmmm~ Nice. Usually these seats are snapped up quickly. Guess people wanted to be out...

"Nice to meet you, Turboblast!" he held out a hand and smiled brightly. "Out of curiosity, why aren't you used to compliments? Your whole frame is gorgeous and you've got an awesome colour scheme. You look really smart, too," he added. "Hey, do you like energon sticks? I've got a few, if you want some while we wait?" He held out a box, shaking it enticingly. "They're good, I promise." He shook one out and popped it into his own mouth, letting it stick out almost like a cygar.

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((Anyone wanna RP? *rolls* I could write the starter, or if you mention me in the post you could? Whatever you like.))

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Anonymous asked:

"I'm in the market for a giant dildo. Pink is preferable."

"Uh.... Whoa now. There's a kid present," he huffed, having clapped his hands over Berk's audials and turned his head. "Anyways, I haven't experimented much with that sorta stuff, but supposedly the Corpus Negotiatoribus do, so maybe they can help you out. Good luck, dude."

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Smiling brightly, Chakka shot both fists up into the air. “Excellent! So what’ll you have?” he asked. “I don’t mind paying for any additives you might like in your drinks, so long as it’s not the illegal stuff, y’know? So like, rust flakes or platinum ore or whatever.”...

"Alrighty." On their way to the booth, he tapped a server's shoulder and murmured the order to them. When they reached the booth, he sat down heavily on the seat and stretched. "Mmmmm~ Nice. Usually these seats are snapped up quickly. Guess people wanted to be out where they could properly see the show this time." Looking at Turbo, he tilted his head. "I'm Chakka, by the way. What's your name, mister handsome? Just so I can put a name to the memory, y'know." Shifting, he rested his chin on his forearms, studying Turbo's face. "Whoever designed you?" He held up his hand and curled his index finger to touch his thumb while his other fingers stayed upright. "They knew what they were doing. Wait, do those sorts of compliments make you uncomfortable? I swear I'm not trying to, but if I am, I promise I'll stop."

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"Are you sure? I mean, I know how much a person can look forward to a drink, especially if they have a self imposed cap on how many they can have. I’ll seriously buy you another if you like. There’s no catch, I promise."

Well… Turboblast was never really one to turn...

Smiling brightly, Chakka shot both fists up into the air. "Excellent! So what'll you have?" he asked. "I don't mind paying for any additives you might like in your drinks, so long as it's not the illegal stuff, y'know? So like, rust flakes or platinum ore or whatever." He looked around, then pointed to a booth with an optional curtain for privacy. "Wanna hang there? Should be pretty comfortable."

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Chakka held up a finger in the universal ‘one second’ gesture, then took out a crystal and quickly squeezed it, forming it into a flower, and offered it with an apologetic smile. “Here. Sorry about the drink. Would you allow me...

"Are you sure? I mean, I know how much a person can look forward to a drink, especially if they have a self imposed cap on how many they can have. I'll seriously buy you another if you like. There's no catch, I promise."

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