What is this fuckery?!

Because it’s still Thirstday somewhere (here actually lol)…  what are these three up to? I don’t know what I don’t trust more… Wayne’s eyebrow, Alan’s smoulder or Loretta’s smirk. 

How to Stop Negative Thoughts from Getting You Down created by Happify

by Wrong Hands

Always reblog.

(via elliot tebele)

Digestive system diagram (most accurate ever, throw away your anatomy books)

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Shain Erin’s morbid mummy and zombie dolls.

Dare devil activities: purchase one and sleep with it for a night

Here’s her official website

I will not accept that challenge, thank you.

@twilight-mash Merry Christmas?

I would like all of them.

(via drunkazskunk)

Chickens = bird version of cats.

ASSHOLES.

how to be a winner

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

Would watch.

i can’t believe that shrek started out as a film making fun of disney’s capitalistic crap and then three sequels, two holiday specials, one spinoff, one musical and unlimited amount of merch later became the very thing that inspired it’s originally satirical existence… you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

I like and appreciate this joke.

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

Because spiders are easy to draw.