hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly
get peer reviewed @egberts
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ohhhhh my god u made your greedy rich villain fat? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite jk rowling
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The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is
I love how you can use the environment in baldur’s gate.
for instance, I got my ass completely handed to me in a battle, so on my second attempt I piled barrels of gunpowder & wine near where the enemies would run out, and had one of my guys posed with a fire spell to ignite them. and THIS TIME, I triggered a massive explosion on my first turn of combat, instantly killing my entire party.
coworker asks me a stupid ass question. i respond by giving him a screenshot of our internal manual page that i found by searching a single keyword out of his stupid ass question. i include the search bar in the screenshot to emphasize how quickly he could have found this by using his own stupid ass brain. i change my status to Do Not Disturb while he’s looking at my response so that he sees my icon change color. he does not get the hint and asks me another stupid ass question the next day.
i think fanfic writers should be legally obligated to give a warning in the tags when they’re going to spend any time at all making the characters talk about how much they love t*ylor sw*ft
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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
if your class solidarity doesn’t include people who are on SSI, food stamps, or are unable to work it’s not solidarity
this also applies to homeless people, sex workers and undocumented workers. include them or your solidarity is meaningless
yes this includes people who “mooch off” their parents by still living with them into adulthood. you are not an ally to disabled or poor people if you hold disdain for those who cannot live on their own.
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PACIFIC RIM PACIFIC RIM I LOVE PACIFIC RIM