I think I nailed it.
Lester Holt during this debate
I love this
I’m crying
*calmly* “Ma’am, put your hands up. Ma’am. Ma-”
*excited* “We have a runner, requesting backup! White female, 3 weeks old!”
Me vs my sister
This is Nanook, a yellow lab puppy. He’s so sad after I made him get off the couch! - @ruintown
This is the kind of trans activism I’ve been waiting for
She’s going to save this nation
Pedderfile
Parents really have no business dictating how their children style themselves. They just don’t. Children are autonomous human beings with a right to dress how they want and style their hair how they want. It really doesn’t matter how the parents feel about it, because it’s not their hair or their clothes. If a child wants to shave half their head or dye their hair orange or wear nothing but floral prints, parents need to just roll with it because self-expression is good, healthy, and normal. Denying children the autonomy to express themselves in this way is Very Bad.
Yeah mom. Take your put on a coat and shove it.
Frank Warren, PostSecret
SCIENCE NAMED THE REASON
-shoves breadsticks into purse- I'm sorry I have to go. There's been a Beyonce alert.
Don’t give up until you’re dead!
I have so much disappoint. My grandma told me her grandparents and mom had to keep low and always hide. She said whatever prejudices against blacks there were in the South, they were bigger against native Americans. Now people claim ancestry like it's cool points. Can't tell you any of their traditions though. My grandma says I look just like her mom. But claiming it sounds like bragging, like I'm one of the others who claim and speak of native Americans like they know the native language. Like they can write the story for them, without hiding, without dying, without doing anything for them
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL THESE TV SHOWS BASED OFF THEIR MOVIES
AND THEY HAD LIKE RIDICULOUS CROSSOVERS
YES, THAT IS HERCULES WITH ALADDIN
AND THEY HAD THESE NEW VILLAINS
(Lady La from Legend of Tarzan)
(NOS-4-A4 from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)
(Mozenrath from Aladdin)
AND THEY HAD LIKE DARK VERSIONS OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS AND IT WAS RLY TRIPPY. THAT’S LIKE DARK JANE THERE FROM LEGEND OF TARZAN
AND THIS ONE’S CHAOS ALADDIN
AND HERE’S EVIL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
AND THESE WERE ACTUAL EPISODE TITLES THAT WERE RIDICULOUS PUNS
SORRY FOR THAT LONG POST BUT JUST
I REMEMBERED THESE TODAY AND I LOST IT
Thats when Toon Disney was at its peak
My shit