Fuecoco!

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

certified iconic post

giant clams……………………………………….are blue

How blue?

honestly? pretty damn blue

and not just blue! some of them are green and purple apparently…

this world compels and overwhelms me.

nice!

matching couples shirts that say "<- THE ONE WHO WILL INEVITABLY DESTROY ME"

Photography by Nona Limmen.

OSCAR ISAAC as DUKE LETO ATREIDES in DUNE (2021) dir. Denis Villeneuve

help

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

this is NUTS

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

wait a second

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

Item: energy-gun; for every battery loaded into the chamber, it can shoot a Lesser Lightning Bolt, dealing 2d6 Lightning damage.

Bethesda: misleads customers into buying their product, completely different to what they advertised

Bethesda: refuses to refund the game

Bethesda: we’re sorry, here have $5 worth of absolutely fucking nothing

“Oh shit people are flooding our inbox again, better repost that tweet lol”

symptoms of major depression, or "blues clues,"

Younger me: I’m never gonna learn how to cook, my husband will have to learn to cook or starve!

Me now with my girlfriend: