Balrog Slayer

computer i don't know how much more i can explain to you that i would rather let a blue ringed octopus handle my appendectomy then ever touch the horrific unending nightmare that Microsoft "Shit Idiot" Copilot ai would surely be

my brain contains multitudes of the english language that i am unfortunately incapable of escaping. watch this i'll put some words together right now. Egg Lobotomy. did you see that shit i'm linguistic as fuck

hello beloveds ☺️

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

You are appreciated

I am BEGGING professional sports to consolidate their games into one convienent place to watch.

I do not want to get Amazon Prime for Monday games and then TNT for a Wednesday. Ope now it's Friday so let's head over to ESPN. BUT NOW it's the 3rd Thursday of the month and it rained on the 8th of the month so this broadcast will be on CSPAN instead of Cartoon Network with a special rebroadcast on Disney Channel with the game being played by the cast of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

It's legit insanity and this is the exact reason I will continue to sail the seven seas. Get fucked.

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory dir. Mel Stuart | 1971

45 Fecske (then Oszkár Lévai) street, Budapest, 1989. From the Budapest municipal photography company archive.

via flapanthers

Laser focus.

Big night ahead.

what you need to understand is that textile work is basically the closest i have seen to Real Magic and the reason old ladies in quilting spaces are either the grumpiest or the most whacky cheerful people you'll ever meet is because they're basically wizards who have studied the ancient crafts too long

First sock complete!!

Now I just have to do the second one…

rkgk

Adam, the very first idiot

Anatomy practice sketch with the King of Hell himself~