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King of Lame

@outofbatteries / outofbatteries.tumblr.com

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punts this basic ass bunny head into space

bye

Flies back around the around to slam duck this guy to the ground.

"YOU DO NOT PUNT THE HOT DADDY KING!"

IF YOU’RE CALLIN YERSELF DADDY THAT’S JUST FUCKIN’ CREEPY

AIN’T NOTHIN’ HOT ABOUT THAT

"Fine we will call it a draw."

"Let's go make dad jokes now."

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dxlphinus

"If I hear one more battery joke from her, she is going to be thrown in jail."

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He was kidding, but still. They were starting to get old.

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{ ❧ } “Please don’t throw Memoca in jail.”

Dolphi was actually a little curious at this point as to what the ll was saying to the king..

"Then tell her to stop. Simple as that."

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lifegonemad
outofbatteries started following you

— …………… — Now what in the world was that supposed to be?

Hey there! Thanks a lot for the follow ♥! Feel free to rp with me, or send me messages, or whatever floats your boat, I don’t bite (?)

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"...May I help you?"

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"It is clear that I am the best father there is."

"Not some fancy sea wizard, or a fucking lobster."

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ask-daddycherryblod

"And yours is one to talk? Always getting beaten around by her witch."

"Let’s face it, my daughter can throw a knife at yours, and she would faint."

Cherryblod grit his teeth. “Well, at least my daughters father isn’t a wonky robot who runs out of batteries every minute. Having to change your batteries, ah, doesn’t that make more work for that poor daughter of yours?”

"I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the fact that I'M RICH AND A KING!"

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"Do you have a kingdom/throne/a army of killer rabbits? I don't think so."

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"Life advice from Artamos."

"Never lie to a witch."

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"I ask to be turned back to normal, and instead I get turned into tiny version of my true self."

"Dammit."

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send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it's a secret.

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