The 18 Absolute Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Actually Said In 2018

in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:

 men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame

Peeking Tattoos

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someone: ahaha zoning out much? anyone home??? haha

me, dissociating: What

If depression was a musical

This is a bop

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

🍝 follow for more soft guido 🍝

boys are nice to look at but?? is it really worth it sis

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?

then you belong in academia 

What about saying really dumb things in dumb ways?

a promising career in republican politics

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

Harry at the Casamigos Halloween Party, 26/10

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Sometimes I feel like this is what it’s like being on Tumblr

Sydney - 7 february