Truly a Christmas miracle.
Man: [Leaning in] Hail satan
Chorus of Snowmen: [Harmoneous, chipper, and in unison] Hail satan!
Middle Snowman: [delayed] Hail satan!
😆😆😆 Forever and always!
A Latino group is offering $5,000 to any studio audience member who heckles Donald Trump on “SNL.”
I’d do that for free but money is nice
Late Show with David Letterman | 2012.02.15
Jon talking about his little peanut, Maggie.
So happy with this. ☺
allie long is the future of the united states women’s national team
I respect Carli so much for getting on all those planes and sacrificing sleep to get promo for woso and to grow the game bless her
for real
1984 // 2015
*shouts through a megaphone* THANK YOU FOR NOT SEXUALIZING THEIR JUMPSUITS
parents: “let’s talk about your future"
remember when you weren’t aware of oppressive power structures and all u wanted was a lavalamp ??
some poetry to brighten your day
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