america city

population: everyone

new sex position: "gargoyling", where instead of getting on your knees you crouch down like a gargoyle and. well. you get the idea.

I’m glad I wasn’t born in mid evil times bc I’d be all like aaaaaaa I want to listen to Blue Monday by New Order but all I have is this stupid lute

Interview with a Vampire

banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

thing that happened to famous singer-songwriter andrew hozier-byrne

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

i've been saving up for this

Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

:/

you may ask yourself, what? and you may ask yourself, huh?????