Korey Coleman. The Weekly Roast & Toast Podcast. DoubleToasted.com
Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time.
I will never not reblog this
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
Can’t stop, won’t stop: Protesters in Ferguson rally again, seeking justice for Mike Brown. More than a month and a half after his death, his killer, Darren Wilson, is still a free man. (Pt 2)
Because it wouldn’t be a protest in Ferguson without fuckery from the police. A driver plowed his car through protesters, grazing several and running over a young boys foot. Beyond taking several hours to transport the boy to the hospital, they took even longer to arrest the motorist. Who did they not wait long to arrest? Two of the protesters who had been documenting the altercation for the world to see. If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention. #staywoke #farfromover #nojusticenopeace
New Protest MVP Candidate! Get it girl! #staywoke #farfromover #thefutureisbright
I wanted to do a composition of every legendary pokemon in one painting, but there are way too many. So I split them up! Here is Generation I, II and III!
1998 Gaming Magazine
Hindsight is hilarious.
playstation: how long does it have?
into eternity and forever
Project X: is it for real?
no
Dreamcast: can it be stopped?
in its tracks
nintendo 64: can it survive
it could survive the seventy-fifth annual hunger games armed with nothing but a mildly rotten cantaloupe and a set of assembly instructions for an ikea desk
lmfao
Why isn’t anyone talking about this? http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/
Congrats to Michael Che, new co-anchor for Weekend Update!
Something done right
It’ll never happen
Hollywood would rather burn.
I'm the kind of person who enjoys whatever time off I can get. I gives me all the time I need to catch up on all my podcasts and TV shows and movies. It also has given me a chance to start writing my own music, as well as work on my own musical project. But my decline of free time will begin next week, which is a Godsend. Because on top of the countless video games and comic books I need to catch up on, I've been bit by the fitness bug and it's hard to do the whole "active lifestyle" thing if you can't even afford to leave your own apartment.
As trivial as this sounds, I've decided to take as few pictures of myself as possible until the holiday season. That way, when I inevitably get invited to all the holiday parties people back home have, I can show up to them and just watch as people say, "whoa man, you've changed." And I can be all "yeah."
So we've been here for three weeks now. No I don't have a job. No I'm not in shape. No I'm not doing any theatre yet. No I'm not in a band. No I haven't made any friends. And other than the few necessary store runs, no I haven't left this apartment that much. It's like I never left home!
American History textbooks more like
Chapter 1: Introduction to White People Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country Chapter 4: The Blacks Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech Chapter 7: The Modern Whites
Chapter 8: Some guys in planes show up. The birth of Murica!
what is it about drummers and premature alopecia
Guess it's a good thing I'm a guitarist these days.