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Anyone: *feels bad or worried for me*
Me: Wow I can't believe I manipulated and lied to get you to care I'm so toxic
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me, in a store: *presses button on a kids toy*
toy: *makes very loud noise*
me: briskly walks away with a surprised face pretending like I didn't just do that
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Me: I’m gonna improve my health!! I’m gonna eat better and regulate my sleep schedule!

Also me: *continues with my self destructive habits, eats 24 pizza bagels in one sitting, fucks up my own sleep schedule for 10 days in a row, doesn’t change clothes for 13 consecutive days, generally doesn’t take care of myself*

Me: I’m so good at this :)

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I woke up to this and I’m so freaking happy I love plants bless my mom for her decorating

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roxilalonde

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,  

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tfw you have such a bad concept of time that you genuinely can’t remember whether something happened within the past few hours or yesterday or even several days ago

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