Disney Surprise || Deanee

Her idea made him spark with excitement “When can you mom split then is all I’m asking?” Jon couldn’t help but say, he knew what his favourite ride in Disneyland was going to be if they could make that happen. “You can’t threaten me like that for a bodily function that’s so unfair!” Jon started to laugh looking shocked at her even proposing such a shocking blackmail. When she pointed to all the kids enjoying themselves and laughing he felt like the biggest pussy “Wow I’m the biggest pussy in Disneyland.” he commented as he continued to laugh but he swore they were just getting faster and he wasn’t prepared. “Sounds like the perfect night for me blondie, but like you said… your moms just split… we’re in Disneyland… the Renee Ride might be around her somewhere you never know…” Jon said to her squeezing her hand with a grin on his face, all he wanted to do was ride her in Disneyland like it was something he’d had on his bucket list, well it wasn’t on his bucket list but it certainly was now. 

“Babes!” Renee couldn’t help but laugh as she looked up at him but now the idea was in her head she couldn’t let it go and he basically said what she was thinking, of course she felt bad because it was her mom but she hadn’t seen him in a week and even after last night it was hard to contain herself around him. “Yes I can! You can’t puke on me unless it’s 100% a accident and this sounds preplanned.” She replied before grinning at him. “No you’re not babes I’m sure there’s a kid around here somewhere that is terrified of mice and is pissing himself right now meeting Mickey and minnie.” Renee laughed as she looked up at him but rubbed his arm softly because he really didn’t look like he was having a great time, “just focused on me if you need to babes, don’t look out there look at me.” She smiled as she looked up at him. “Are you serious? Because if you are we’re looking for a spot right now… like the rental car that we have sitting out in the parking lot with the tented windows where no one can see a thing…” she said before grinning up at him, “unless you’re not serious then forget I said anything.” She added with a small laugh then pulled the keys out of her small purse and jiggled them in front of his face with another grin on her face.

“I know I’m terrible but like even if it’s just for ten mins... maybe twenty so I can repay you the favourite I’m sure we could settle with that and then we could pull her right back like we didn’t just cum on each other right?!” Jon said to her with a huge grin his mind was now souley fixed on eating her out somewhere in Disneyland and he didn’t care where it was he was up for fingering her on the haunted train ride at this point since after not seeing her for so long he was like an animal ready to pounce and with those short shorts she was wearing he couldn’t stop staring at her ass and just wanted to bite into it like a piece of meat. When she told him to just look at her he looked over at her as the ride started to get faster and he pretended to start feeling sick and covered his mouth then went to throw up into her lap before removing his hand and showing himself laughing making her mom laugh as well and he bought her into a hug as the cups came to an end “Ha ha ha you thought I was gonna puke on you!” Jon grinned at her like a little shit. “Uh yeah I’m serious you doof I’m thinking about pulling you into a camera box right now and hoping no one walks in on us.” He said to her already feeling himself getting a boner which a boner is Disneyland probably wasn’t the right move “Can I get arrested for having a boner in Disneyland?” Jon asked her before laughing. The moment she jingled the keys in his face he took them from her hand and led her into the parking lot where their rental was parked “Lets hope your mom is a slow eater... and I’m a fast eater...” Jon couldn’t climb into the back seat fast enough with her.

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Kicking It || Dean&Renee

“Calm down.” He cackled loving when he got to her and made her snap because usually it didn’t take much. “I’m just a risk taker.” Jon replied in response to her questioning why he was turning the TV on. “Shit, shit, shit, shit...” He said as he surfed through the channels and eventually settled on same random episode of Game of Thrones. “All hail the king.” He said as he opened another beer. 

Kicking It || Dean&Renee

“I didn’t say you didn’t like it, I’m just saying you got no soul if you can’t dance to the best guitar solo of our generation.” He replied. “Don’t Stone Cold me.” Jon said to her after she what’d him. When he’d changed into his normal clothes he came back downstairs and jumped over the back of the couch to sit down on it and grabbed the remote “I turn this stupid square box on every day and I don’t even like anything that’s on it.” 

Kicking It || Dean&Renee

“Then you got no soul sister.” Jon told her with another little shrug before walking away singing along with the music. As he made his laps he didn’t really care about the music change so he just left it and eventually exited the pool and walked back in the house “This is some shit.” He said to her and shook his head before making his way upstairs to get some actual clothes on. 

Kicking It || Dean&Renee

“Well you got music, some raw coffee, what more could you ask for?” He said to her, giving her a shrug and started nodding his head to the beat. “Respect ain’t anything in this house darlin’.” Jon reminded her and went off to do his own thing whilst she did her own thing. He decided to down his beer and jumped straight in the pool just after he turned the music up a little more so that he could hear it from his pool. 

Kicking It || Dean&Renee

"Rather start it with beer." He informed her then looked at her again when she groaned "That's what you're worried about? I don't give a fuck about you in your underwear." Jon said to her and shook his head, she looked ridiculous squatting down on the floor. He let her make her coffee and headed outside for a little morning smoke to get his day started "What a better way to start the day than lung cancer." Which always made him feel better to remind himself of that fact.

Kicking It || Dean&Renee

When she asked if there was coffee he shrugged and looked around “I don’t know, probably not, no one drinks coffee in here.” He told her then when she told him to put some shorts on he looked around the kitchen and living room then found some lying around and put them on “Self inflicted pain, got no sympathy for you.” Jon said to her and slid her the coffee granules he had in a Tupperware box “Enjoy.” 

Dean’s got… a weird, misplaced xenophobia against Canadians. Don’t tell Renee.

Grand Tour(fb) || Dean&Renee

“I’ll leave that up to your own assumptions Renee, curiosity killed that cat.” He smirked, holding his fingers to his head and pulled the trigger. Jon looked around until he saw her sitting on the edge of the pool and shook his head with smile “Karma made me look hot as fuck, I think that’s it.” He said then got out and got himself another beer, eventually he knew he was just going to have to get a cooler and fill it for them. As he walked back outside one of his favourite songs started playing and he started singing and doing his little wiggle as he made his way back over to the pool and took a seat next to her. 

Grand Tour(fb) || Dean&Renee

“Just wanted to see what you’d look like in a bikini, sue me.” He grinned as he watched her flip her wet hair. When she pulled him in he tried as he as he could to save his beer but when he came to the surface and saw it laying on the water he poked his bottom lip out before making eye contact with her “What a waste...” He said pretending to be all sad about it.