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bitches be like “i love milfs/dilfs 🤪” and then get mad when someone over 30 is like. on the internet

Parents now: TURNING RED SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING!!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PG-13!!! IT TALKS ABOUT PERIODS AND BRIEFLY MENTIONS STRIPPERS AND DRUGS!!! MY CHILD CANNOT HANDLE THISSSSSSS!!!!

Me at 10 watching Doc Ock’s tentacles brutally murder a team of surgeons while they scream and beg for their lives all while Ock is still knocked out, just after watching his wife die by getting stabbed in the eye with glass: This movie is really awesome

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

hate those posts like uwu not all bisexuals are hedonistic insane whores like shut up yes we are

Kelli Vance (American, 1983), Half Past Midnight, 2022. Oil on linen, 24 x 36 in.

my inbox is 100% open for this

Happy N7 day, fellow Mass Effect enjoyers <3

“plant based rice” as opposed to ??

Unintellectual property. Really dumb but it's mine.

who else here is running after something that they'll never kill

i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome

i bet guinea pigs taste sooo good

guess who just got kicked out of petsmart for being white

he's the funniest person i know