Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

I may have gone overboard with this

sheahan scores the kraken’s first goal off a great pass from nate bastian

canucks vs kraken preseason 9/26/21   

AND HE SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD

it's what daft punk would have wanted

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

Oh my loooord

The Reviews™ are in

I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.

This is how you do advertising

me: hey dad do you think you could beat up broly?

my dad: what?

me: he’s on this show called dragon ball z. he’s a legendary super saiyan who hates gok-

my dad: i know who broly is, son. are you seriously asking me if i can beat fuckin broly?

Guy on the right after the coat is put on him:

please unmute this

baseball?? that game from twilight?

I don’t know

Me going through life