YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

im sorry this is still funny

I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible

This is the type of feminism I support

My daughter mentioned once wanting to be like barbie after watching life in the dream house on Netflix. She said barbie does everything so she could too. Never once did she mention Barbie’s figure.

rnythicbitch

just a bit to add to this, the vice president of barbie’s design even said

“Barbie’s body was never designed to be realistic. She was designed for girls to easily dress and undress.”

thats the only reason why she looks the way she does

This clears things up a lot

being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it

Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha

no it doesn’t.

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i’ve pretty much never been less surprised by anything

the signs as….fuck i dont know *spins wheel* dish soaps

i don’t even care at this point i am so desperate for more astrology posts like someone please tell me if im cucumber melon or fresh bamboo

USA Problem #115

The fact that Netflix still thinks it’s a good idea to have a ‘are you still watching’ button