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It's just the little things in life

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the risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at maths...
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Looks 10, is actually 25: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
Looks 25, is actually 10: Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn,
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The Signs as Family Members

Aries: Brings the alcohol to every function
Taurus: Lazy uncle that asks to borrow 20 bucks every time they see you
Gemini: Your parents sibling that lets you get away with everything and accidentally gave you alcohol when you were 8
Cancer: Step parent that tries to get to know you when you clearly don't like them
Leo: Your parents sibling that you go to for advice and when your parents say no so they can back you up
Virgo: The glue that holds the family together
Libra: The try hard dad that doesn't understand his teenage daughter
Scorpio: The sibling that hasn't left their room in three months and you're getting kind of worried
Sagittarius: The problematic family member who starts the party but is also the reason why it ends
Capricorn: Vodka aunt
Aquarius: Never shows up to family functions
Pisces: Annoying cousin that admires you
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