why does literally no one talk about hozier being a flat earther lmao

sorry guys my new years resolution was to start a disinformation campaign

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

i love saying i will be “without access” to email. it’s a lie. i am fully capable of accessing my emails. i simply will not be.

having access to email is a state of mind, one I do not want

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

everyone in 2016

Everyone in 2020

are you in the top 1% of listeners or are you normal

Top 0.001% haha motherfuckers. Also:

That's 5.8 months of music

Just casually stumbling across the #1 music listener in the US on tumblr.com. What other website does it like this

3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them

add that one to the list, boys

I would be unstoppable if not for the problems

is this hamilton

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

This is just so accurate.

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

This gif LMAAOOOOO

There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

A follow up in my sketchbook

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

me, watching the election: why tf is dracula trending rn

twitter:

Granny: No printer, just fax!

The laborers of the world need their own UN💯

when one of your shy mutuals puts something WILD in the tags

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

Flynn! Am I still to create the perfect system? TRON: Legacy (2010) dir. Joseph Kosinski