Mandatory Mondays

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

My guy 💪

This is so cute I love it

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

yo

More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face

lmaooo

they looked at each other like, this bitch 😂

I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

I’m the grandma

im maddie

inalways evacuate my bowels when I see this post I’m cryong

“Anaconda” - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

STOPP

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DANK MEMES

OOH MY GOD, IM GLAD I READ THIS

when your friend draws u art