my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

Can I just say, uh, I’m pretty sure noticing you’re asexual is harder than noticing you’re gay, straight, pan or otherwise. Like, I just read someone’s desciption of hitting puberty and, like, there’s nothing like that. There’s no sudden ‘boob’ moment, no sudden ‘fuck, I’d fuck that’ moment, not sudden anything. You just, like, plod on through life as usual going ‘oooh, that’s pretty, I’d like that hair’ or ‘oooooh, they’re nice, I’d like to be close to them’ but there’s no like, ‘oh, someone would want to fuck that but I don’t’, you know? You just- you don’t notice, you don’t realise everyone else has ‘had a moment’ but you haven’t, you just- keep going as you always have.

And then, much much later, you start to wonder why people are getting so caught up in drama for romance or sex, like, why bother? It’s not worth it, they’re not worth it, why are you doing stupid things for something that’s so- and then you wonder if there’s something wrong with you, start mentally over compensating. Like ‘uh, okay, um, who should I date? Who can I stand to date? Who could I stand to fuck?’ like- it’s not, it’s not something you want, but you want to fit it, to be normal.

Sometimes you don’t even know that you’re doing it.

Sometimes you don’t even know asexual’s a thing.

I dunno, I guess, I just feel like, uh, people should understand more?

idk sorry thank you for listening to me

GET THIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

It took me5 minutes to reblog this because I was laughing so hard

Here’s another background.

How much do you like the new album? I’m in love with every song!

Dear staff,

IF YOU’RE TRYING TO COMPETE WITH OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA LAYOUTS, STOP. SERIOUSLY, JUST DON’T. Because 1) most of us here hardly ever uses Facebook so stop competing and 2) you’ve taken away one of the main things that made Tumblr tumblr

Tumblr itself is already a great platform and now that you’ve taken away the ICONIC reblog “staircase”, you will just get a bunch of angry users because the flow of reblog comments have been abSO-FRICkinG-LUtely wrecked and also, it looks horrible and it is no longer Tumblr.

You have literally just DEMOLISHED your trademark for a shitty looking “forum” style commenting. Often, these comments are used to make a textpost more emphasised/humourous/etc. but now that has been rid, the whole point of that one supposedly funny textpost has been lost because you took away its glory by making the style something it isn’t supposed to be.

So, in order to minimise the amount of angry notes you’re getting, the sudden drop of users, and other things your marketing team had nightmares about, for the love of God,

change it back

Why doesn’t this have anymore notes???

PLEASE staff

staff

staff

I guess tumblr really doesn’t care if it isn’t about the US

There’s a migration crisis going on right now in Europe, about 350.000 people from Syria, Afghanistan, etc have come to Europe through rubber boats (which aren’t safe at all) because there is war going on in their countries. About two thousand people have already died at sea. The governments all over Europe don’t know what to do and are basically fighting about who gets more refugees and who doesn’t. These people, they need help. They are camping at the borders (Calais - between France and the UK and Greece p.ex.) and they need help - clothes, food, everything that’s useful they need it, and most importantly, they need a new home.

Here are some websites to raise donations:

Donate to help the children of Syria - Unicef 

Aylan Kurdi

Child Refugee Crisis 

If You Want to Volunteer to Help 

Refugee Council 

Donate to Save the Children 

Médecins Sans Frontieres

A comic about people and anxiety

Y*all!! I’m so stoked I can finally talk about what I’ve been working on at Sony! The Pentatonix cover I designed/art directed is up! The album is out #SOON and I am just so darn excited for them. Their music is most excellent & the whole PTX crew is the best ever to work with/for. I’m so grateful/stoked to be working on another project (and for one of my fav bands.. ahh!)

I hope y*all enjoy the cover– the colors are inspired by how vibrant and awesome PTX is as well as CMYK– which if you don’t know are the 4-color process printing colors Cyan, magenta, yellow, & black (k) + when you combine yellow + blue you get green! Mad credit to styling by Candice Lambert & Photography by JUCO

I need to stop finding these “too lazy to do homework so…”

I’m D Y I N G

I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

IF YOU SEE THIS SAVE IT SOMEHOW BECAUSE  IT WONT SHOW UP FOR ANOTHER 12465436 YEARS

Are you Avi Kaplan af?

kinda want a boyfriend kinda wanna hook up with a boy kinda wanna never talk to any boys ever

Tyler Joseph, speaking about Guns For Hands on Vessel Bonus Commentary (via astronomersam)

every time a character screams in agonizing pain… remember the person who was voicing them had to sit in a recording studio and just scream into a microphone