Polar bear Station Russian-based wildlife photographer Dmitry Kokh ventured to an abandoned meteorological station on Kolyuchin Island, where polar bears have taken over the station.

i’m crying 

I CHECKED TO SEE IF THERE WAS A UPDATE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!!!

I run dnd for a bunch of teenagers at the public library twice a month, and I created a character for them to like, and my teens are so obsessed with this rat that speaks common that they paid for him to go to college, and about once a week one of them comes in to the library to show me a cute picture of a rat that reminded them of him.

God this story is so blessed thank you

every time I think Michael Sheen can’t get wilder he pulls something like this out

richard -> dick so obviously we should start the charles -> cock process

how the fuck do you get cock from charles

you ask him nicely

In his element ❤❤❤❤

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

can you believe there is a painting of cossacks going hogwild out there that fits this situation perfectly

CHARACTER EMOJI ASSOCIATION CHALLENGE

@seanswhite asked 🌻🍓 send me an emoji and i will make a gifset of the character that first comes to mind

CHARACTER EMOJI ASSOCIATION CHALLENGE

The best thing to do with time travel is to mess with people that are still alive in your time. Because time is a frozen river and you only create history when you are at the front of it and are where you belong. But since time generally regulates itself if you become the reason that old Mr. Ramirez down the road still believes in aliens because you went back in time with your buzz lightyear cosplay and time lets it happen technically you haven’t broken any rules. I mean it’s not like you stopped the Kennedy assassination or something.

If you try to stop the Kennedy assasination you WILL trip and fall on your face and you WILL NOT make it there in time and you’ll knock something over in a shop and have to break out of jail in Dallas. This is because you’re not supposed to do that and the second you step out of your own time period at least half of your free will is gone so if you do something in the past it’s because you were supposed to do that.

Are you speaking from personal experience

I didn’t stop the Kennedy assassination if that’s what you’re asking.

STEVE HARRINGTON IN EVERY EPISODE OF STRANGER THINGS (2016 - )

you think i'm throwing stones from a glass house but nooo partner this shit is plexiglass i am completely fucking immune

my neighbors do see my exposed penish whenever i shower though so it's not an ideal set-up